Personalised Polo Shirts Prove Humour Is Subjective

Personalised polo shirts are almost impossible to ignore unless you remain indoors as evening sets in and holiday annually in your back garden; and even then there’s every chance some dimwit will turn up with a beer funnel and a personalised polo shirt and commence to chant, “Chug! Chug! Chug!” every time you go to take a sip of your Pinot Grigio.

You see, for those of us who holiday abroad and enjoy the occasional night out, there is no way of avoiding personalised polo shirts; they’re everywhere. Per se, there is absolutely nothing wrong with such customised garments, as they help to build unity and get everyone in the spirit for a good night out. It’s just the lack of imagination that gets my goat. One thing’s for sure, if nothing else personalised polo shirts help to prove just how subjective humour is to every individual. Let’s have a look at a few examples of some questionable t shirt slogans to prove the point.

Let’s start with a particularly loutish affair: all the slogan “Drink triple, see double, act single” misses is a great big ‘wahey!’ at the end.

Or for the discerning female holiday maker, how about: “I used to care, but now I take a pill for that.” Not only is this an example of a hilarious t shirt, it also raises an important ethical issue of our time. Anyone wearing this t-shirt in and around Magaluf could justifiably be labelled as a ‘thinker’.

If you’re fed up of moral standpoints and just want to let your hair down, this beautiful bit of prose helps you to achieve just that: “Buy me a shot, I’m 21, and HOT!.” Now as with humour, beauty is subjective; but not in this case. The wearer of this shirt can only be inconceivably beautiful or handsome, because it says so on the t-shirt. Incidentally, the top selling size of this t-shirt is extra extra large.

What about when your stag-do, hen party or group holiday is a winter affair. Don’t worry, there is still plenty of opportunity to show off not only your great sense of humour but also your impeccable taste. How about a polo shirt with: “What happens on Santa’s lap stays on Santa’s lap,” emblazoned across the chest? This is not only tasteless, it is also not on to implicate Santa, a happily married man, in any shenanigans that simply did not take place; unless of course they did, in which case he deserves everything he gets.

If you’re going away then personalised polo shirts can add a whole heap of fun to your trip. We’re British, and famed for our sense of humour, so come up with something original and funny. See it as a competition.

5 Uses For Videographers

Going with Professional Wedding Videography Getting married is one of the most beautiful things that could happen in your life. This is a momentous occasion and you would want to relive and re-experience this special day for the rest of your life. To mark every inch and every moment of this day, you need to have the best wedding videographer in the business. Getting the best person is important so you need to make sure that he is experienced and have him bring his portfolio for evidence.Hiring professional wedding videography can be costly but you need to make sure that every second of this momentous occasion be tallied and recorded for you to relive any waking moment of your life. Experience Having an experienced videographer will give you the assurance that he knows what he is doing; he knows where to situate himself in certain parts of the ceremony and reception so that he can get the best angle and the likes. Because he has experience, he will be able to take the best vantage points, what angles he should position the couple and the guests and create magnificent edits with the right dynamics. Thus, you need to learn about this particular videographer first before you hire him; visit his studio and see his portfolio on the weddings that he has taken and see if his style suits you.

There should be options

Surely, the outcome of the video will look great once you hire the experienced wedding videographer. You should talk and decide with him on the options regarding the finished video. Like for example, when and how you are going to get the video, what packaging he will use and how many copies is he giving you. You can check out what he has done in the past weddings and see what techniques and skills you want applied to your own wedding video. You can settle all of these with him and come up with the best option so that he will know what you want and begin with the work. Making use of the latest equipment Being an experienced and professional videographer, you can expect them to have the latest and best videography tools out there. The latest and most advanced camera and software to edit the videos should be on the hands of a professional videographer. Just the basic tools would be a high definition camera and microphone, the best lighting equipment and latest software. Searching for the best wedding videographer can be a daunting task but with enough research, surely you will find one. However, you need to take in extra effort into looking through his works so that you can be assured that you have indeed chosen the best one. Take a look at the wedding videos that he has taken or better yet visit his site for a convenience on both sides.

Cow Leather Vs Sheep Leather

These hides are two of the most prominent and two of the most common leathers used for making warm clothes. They are one of the most durable types of leather which are used for wearing as a coat and for motorcycle gears like jackets and boots.

People often ask whether cow leather is thicker than sheep leather? Is cow leather stiffer than sheep leather. There are a few things which should be made clear and concise. Most people think that as Cow is a strong animal so its hide is much more durable and much more stronger than Sheep hide which is obviously not true as far as the leather is concerned. These leathers can easily be differentiated by the following reasons:

Comfort

Sheep hide is softer and way more comfortable than cow leather. Apart from that it gets softer, smoother and silkier with the passage of time. Cow leather can be tough and stiff if it is worn too often or if not used properly mainly because of its stringent and rough nature which could be a good choice for its users. Because of this toughness and rigid nature, people often prefer Cow leather because of its longevity.

Durable

Cow hide is without doubt way more durable as compared to its sheep counterpart because of its rough and tough nature and they are preferred by motor sport athletes such as Moto GP and F1 professional drivers. Sheep hide is subject to wear and tear and is more vulnerable as compared to other leathers. That is why people prefer cow hide. It mostly depends on the thickness of the jacket. A quality leather jacket made from Cow or Sheep Leather may well use the same level of thickness.

Maintenance

Cow leather is way more resistant to dirt and moisture than sheep leather. Sheep leather is a flame resistant material and is an insulator.

Jackets made from such Hides especially cow Hide jackets are high quality and usually quite resistant to wear and tear. But preventative care should be applied to ensure they are long lasting and don’t lose their quality.

Environmental Impact

Hide is a product with some environmental impact particularly due to the following reasons:
The impact of livestock
Air pollution due to transformation process
Use of chemicals in the tanning process

Softness

Some say Cow Hide is softer than sheep hide and some say sheep hide is softer than cow hide. But the fact of the matter is there is very little difference as far as softness and smoothness is concerned.

Discount Wedding Gowns Are Real Value For the Money

The cost of a wedding has always been stressful but never as much as in the present economic climate. Having said that every bride deserves to feel beautiful on her big day so how can she balance her budget and get the best of both worlds?

It is vital for every bride that she looks and feels like a million dollars; this is her day and nothing but the best will do. To this end the single most important wedding expenditure must be the gown and yet the smart bride does not have to spend a fortune to be the belle of the ball. The truth is that every high street retailer mark up gowns by huge amounts in order to cover their overheads and make a profit. Nothing wrong in that except you don’t have to be the one shelling out over the odds to make their lives easier

I am sure you are aware that most manufactured goods today are produced in Far Eastern countries like China; wedding gowns are no exception. Even designer labels take advantage of cheaper labour and have their designs manufactured in Chinese factories. Fortunately quality control is tight and the gowns are of a very high standard. Since so many of the gowns are made in China why do so many brides still purchase from the high street rather than directly from the factory? The answer of course is one of trust; will you get your money back if you are not happy, are you protected by the consumer laws existing in Western countries?

The single most important factor a bride needs know before buying online is that she is protected by consumer law. If the gown is poorly manufactured, not made from the materials advertised or not the dress she ordered she can have her money back. If she purchases from a western based online company she can make the savings and be covered by consumer law.

Of course the trick to discount shopping is to take the middle road by ordering through a UK based online company which supplies directly from the manufacturers but guarantees your customer satisfaction. You can have your dream dress for much less and still have your money back guarantee. How do you know that? Well UK companies are bound by trading standards which protect you as a consumer for both quality of product and service.
If you want to take advantage of the massive savings available check out the online bridal stores who specialise in getting you more dress for your money. Not only will you make great savings but you can also choose for styles not available to “high street brides” in your area. New and sample dresses are available online at low prices so, before you rush to your local boutique, check out what is available right here at your fingertips. Start your marriage on the right foot by making a great choice in style and finance. He will think you look beautiful and be proud of your financial sense as well.